When I was growing up I was raised by distant relatives who were the royal horse breeders of those cute English ponies that everyone loves. And how that got me the best education in the world.
I was born Ursula Stanley the daughter of Henry Stanley the 4th Earl of Derby and was the hereditary heir to the throne of England through matrilineal descent. However, I used at least 8 other names during that lifetime due to assassination and kidnapping attempts. Big page at 200k.


How a woman in the 16th century wrote the plays attributed to the man at the left. (Down below.)

 

The Queen's own section.

I was the worlds first political cartoonist when I was Queen Elizabeth's personal secretary, actually the first Secretary of State. And quite a good proof that I am who I say I am (er..or that I was who I say I was).  

Why I blamed Queen Elizabeth for everything having to do with sex. About that photo and my first vision of this past life. 

Why was Mary Queen of Scots really sentenced to death and secrets of the halberd. Also, why the Beefeaters needed the beef. 

 Secrets about the tower of London including how theft of the crown jewels was thwarted and how to tell a Spanish cannon from other cannons of the 16th century.

Birds! All about the Ravens and pigeons at the tower of London as well as penguins and a big bird in Renaissance England that is now extinct.

Secrets about Sir Francis Drake's circumnavigation of the world.

How my own final scene in the life of the bard almost played out.

Hatfield House Estate (seen in Batman and others) including the garden and  maze and where to find a personal 400 year old  Renaissance theatre and other rooms. Hidden treasure!  Where the famous artist Marcus Gheeraerts painted his only ceiling murals which represents possibly the best undiscovered Renaissance art on earth.   

The hilarious secret trap which was Queen Elizabeth's 'Ermine Portrait'.

My part as an agent in thwarting the famous gunpowder plot,  The truth about it and Guy Fawkes about which you have been lied to for 400 years. And solid proof that I was there.

The Church of England is finally vindicated. What really caused the end of the Catholic Church in England and it was not a divorce. 

Fire ships! and the Spanish Armada. The French women of Calais and what they did for the Englishmen who saved England and them from marauding Spanish soldiers. Also, the first IED (Improvised Explosive Device) boat bomb which killed over 1000 Spanish.

How the English knew a hurricane was on the way five full days before it arrived and how that inspired the English to attack at Gravelines which forced the Armada into the North Atlantic where the hurricane destroyed it.
Queen Elizabeth's deadly female body guards and how they went to Spain and spiked the cannons of the Spanish Armada.

King James first really big religious coup that we have all benefited from.

You can download and take this map with you of London at the time of Shakespeare. Full size at 1.7 meg or  half size at 600k. I located a map of Hertfordshire for this site which is where Hatfield House is located but it cost 1,000 pounds. It was strangely familiar and when I saw that William Kip made it I realized that I already paid William for it, in addition to doing some surveying work. I think it was about 20 pounds total. Then I shook my head and remembered what century I was in and that I no longer had the receipt. 

This map shows the countries of Europe in 1560 and this is one of Europe in 1600.

There's something about (Bloody) Queen Mary and her paintings.

What about that little ice age? 

Was Queen Elizabeth really a virgin or was she actually secretly married?

Oh yeah! This is it!  Try this one and only flash production of, 'Shakespeare's in my cat.'  as sung by the Arrogant Worms.

The horrible uncensored truth of the slaughter of French Knights at Agincourt. 
The werewolves on the moors of ancient England.
'Aunt Annes' Sex advice for young ladies.. (Added 1/30/08)

Did you take the short cut to this 'site index'  instead of the 'Maximum drama' route?

All web work on this web site was made by yours truely. 

11/30/07-This whole site was written without editing, in a 'stream of consciousness blur'.  It's filled with errors, cross-outs and repeats. I was pretty confusing. Now I am editing it, starting with the most popular pages first but I'm only about half finished. It's very obvious which page are not yet edited. If you get hung up on one of those 'pretty incoherent pages' then please just go on to another page and come back later. This web site needs a rewrite, as does my entire life, since I recently found out that I have food allergies which made my writing illegible at times.

As an American I did not study English History nor have I ever been there. Four years ago I did not even know which queen Elizabeth I was or anything about her. Virtually everything that I write is from memories which have surfaced since then. I swear to God all I say here and on the rest of my web site is true to the best of my knowledge.

Contact me at my new email address: Johnpineal 'at' q.com. If you have made it this far then you are swift enough to change 'at' to the 'at' sign.

All about the plays: I quickly answer the question nobody seems to care about but is very important. Why I didn't take credit for the plays that are attributed to William Shakespeare. What role did the man named William Shakespeare have to do with the plays and who is this really a picture of? Proof I was the bard using information in the sonnets. The perv Falstaff exposed for the animal he really was,  The tragedy of Romeo and Juliet was an allegory of the real tragedy of Mary Queen of Scots and the Earl of Bothwell. Thirty major parallels listed side by side. Don't miss it for the world.  A Midsummer Night's Dream, how and why Queen Elizabeth came up with Puck's name and unmasking European child molesting monarchs. And continuing to today's leaders (which is still very much needed). 'The Tempest'. (Best for fans of history AND the Bard.) It was the stage version of the defeat of the Spanish Armada. It's real purpose was to prevent another invasion by humiliating the Spanish and it worked.  How being questioned by Queen Elizabeth ended with her leveraging herself into the position of co-writing the play. Running with the wolves what every woman should do once in her lifetime. How they became the Merry Wives of Windsor. OK it was only a pack of wild dogs but  I can pretend can't I? However, they were as wild as today's wolves.  'Merry Wives of Windsor' was based on  England saving the world with a super horse. Brief notes on Richard III. The secret about the 'boys' who played the women's parts in the plays. Secrets about the plays and specifically why they are so popular. Proof. So I can 'talk the talk' but can I 'walk the walk' (write like the bard). It's one thing to say I was the bard but it is entirely another thing to be able to write like him (or her). You be the judge.   Here.. Even better, read this scene from a screenplay which I am writing. How to eliminate type casting (For professional actors.)

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